qwe123467 发表于 2021-7-11 15:19   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、世上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是附近一大堆WIFI，我们却不知道密码。

2、让一个女生疯掉只需两步：第一步，给她拍照。第二步，不让她看照片。

3、一同学对老师说：“老师，你教的都是没用的东西。”结果老师回答说：“我不允许你这么说自己。”
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