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1楼 大 中 小 发表于 2011-4-6 00:30  显示全部帖子
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1.我们要相信无所不能的党！
2.杯具了，我也喜欢邓丽君阿姨的歌
3.这个学生这么聪明不可能打不出老师的试题吧
4.“画蛇添足”真的是不可取
5.既然有“果子”一定是个“男兵”
6老鳖后来聘请青蛙当秘书，哈哈~公文包青蛙负责拿了
7“人定胜天”无语了~~~
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