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3个短笑话,本人觉得第2个最好笑

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3个短笑话,本人觉得第2个最好笑

1:
两只水母在海边相撞在一起,  

水母甲:「搞甚么嘛!你游泳不长眼睛啊!」  

水母乙:「甚么是眼睛啊?」  

水母甲:「我也不知道,上次和别人撞到的时候他这样骂我的。」  

水母乙:「喔!是这样喔!」  
2:
威克小城最近很乱,所以很多人出门都不戴钱包。斯尔星期三一早去上班,刚走不远就被一个拿着刀的人逮住。  
  “快拿钱包,否则杀了你。”  
  斯尔得意的说:“我没带,不信你可以搜。”  
  那人翻遍全身,很失望的要走,忽然一个举着钱包的小孩跑过来喊到:“爸爸,你忘记带钱包!”
3:
某日连续上三堂枯燥的国文课,老师一直不肯下课,ㄚ宝终于忍不住大喊:「我要『小解』!」  
  老师大怒:「上我的课竟敢不知羞耻的要『小姐』!」

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