a1431547787 发表于 2023-2-11 21:13   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、夏天上街,妈妈为女儿撑开小花伞,女儿问: 撑伞干什么?

  妈妈说: 挡住太阳光,别把脸晒黑了。

  女儿问妈妈: 那小花伞的脸不怕晒黑吗?

2、学生问老师: 月大还是天大?

  老师答: 当然是天大了。

  学生: 那为什么30(31)天才能合成一个月呢

3、爸爸问儿子: 你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

  儿子: 爸爸,我刚才吃了个苹果。

  爸爸: 可这跟喝水有什么关系?

  儿子: 刚才我忘记洗苹果了。
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