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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、为什么南极北极会结冰?因为南极北极的冰是偷吃零食,不小心冻上了~ ????
2、你知道企鹅为什么走路摇摇摆摆吗?因为它们穿的是羽绒服呀!
3、为什么冬天会感觉时间过得特别快?因为冬天冷,冻得时间都缩成一团了!

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