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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,有一天,一只海龟在沙滩上散步,看到一只螃蟹在爬行。
海龟问螃蟹:“你为什么总是横着走?”
螃蟹回答说:“因为我有钳,所以任性。”
2,有一天,一只兔子走进一家酒吧,向酒保点了一杯兔子酒。
酒保好奇地问:“这是什么酒?”
兔子回答说:“这是我的必杀技,喝完我就可以蹦得更高了!”
3,有一天,一只狐狸走进一家商店,对店主说:“我要买一个钟表。”
店主问:“你要什么样的钟表?”
狐狸回答说:“我要那种每次看时间时,时间都刚刚好的钟表。”

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