123cde 发表于 2024-6-28 22:38   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.练成铁头功的大师兄刚下山,就被一个有电磁吸盘的大吊车吸走了
2.精神病院眼保健操第一节,搓晶状体,第二节,抠眼角膜轮刮眼窝 第三节,破开颅骨搓揉视神经中枢 第四节,双手按太阳穴轮刮耳光
3.在打黑行动中包大人壮烈牺牲
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